Nerf® of Saudi Arabia awarded 2.8 Billion dollar US no bid contract to manufacture Obamaballs.
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Nerf® of Saudi Arabia awarded 2.8 Billion dollar US no bid contract to manufacture Obamaballs.

December 10, 2016 WORLD NEWS In a no-bid contract, Nerf® of Saudi Arabia will produce one million novelty Golf Ball Koozies for the 2017 Obama Farewell Tour and Soul Revue, to the tune of 2.8 Billion dollars. The White House has yet to make a formal response. GOP law makers are calling for charges of embezzlement, … Continue reading

Islamic Extremists adopt the Confederate Flag as their symbol
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Islamic Extremists adopt the Confederate Flag as their symbol

The ISIS flag has fourteen stars as opposed to thirteen stars. Each representing one of the fourteen Commandments given to the Zaki Zayd Faruk Abdullah by Muhammad by the waters of the Amazon. Continue reading

EDWARD VAN HALEN FIRED FROM VAN HALEN!
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EDWARD VAN HALEN FIRED FROM VAN HALEN!

Tuesday, July 21, 2015 Burbank, CA – This has been one crazy week in the Van Halen camp. First guitar god Eddie Van Halen, gives a scathing interview to Billboard Magazine, about the lack of talent and work ethic of the past and current members of Van Halen. The backlash was swift and fiery as … Continue reading

ROTH is OUT! Alex Van Halen is Leaving the Band!
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ROTH is OUT! Alex Van Halen is Leaving the Band!

Friday, July 03, 2015 San Bernardino, CA What now? First Eddie Van Halen is fired. The latest and former front man David Lee Roth has been fired. Alex Van Halen has announced that he is leaving the band he and his brother formed. In an exclusive interview with Warner Brothers CEO Al McHumphry, Grohl Magazine asked the … Continue reading

Gene Simmons sells HIMSELF! “Screw You! I’m Rich” Gene’s Advice
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Gene Simmons sells HIMSELF! “Screw You! I’m Rich” Gene’s Advice

Saturday, June 27, 2015 Santa Barbra, CA Ever want to play a concert in front of one- hundred-thousand screaming fans? What about living in a swank rock star mansion? Hang with Paul Stanley? Celebrities like Dave Grohl and Slash? Well… hear that knocking sound? It’s opportunity. Gene Simmons will actually be selling you the rights … Continue reading

Eddie Van Halen Responds to Michael Anthony Backlash with an Ultimatum
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Eddie Van Halen Responds to Michael Anthony Backlash with an Ultimatum

5150 Studios Burbank, CA Eddie Van Halen is pissed. REAL pissed. Just days after Billboard magazine published an interview in which the guitarist commented on the lack of talent of his long time bassist Michael Anthony. “Every note Mike ever played, I had to show him how to play,” Van Halen claims. “Before we’d go on tour, he’d come … Continue reading