Un-Grohled Exclusive: Phil Robertson up for an Emmy Award
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Un-Grohled Exclusive: Phil Robertson up for an Emmy Award

Phil Robertson could earn himself an Emmy Award after Duck Dynasty ‘Sonic Highways’ was nominated this week. A number of music-based programs have been nominated for the 67th Annual Emmy Awards. Bessie, the HBO movie on the life of blues great Bessie Smith, was nominated for six awards including Television Movie, Lead Actress (Queen Latifah), … Continue reading

Gene Simmons sells HIMSELF! “Screw You! I’m Rich” Gene’s Advice
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Gene Simmons sells HIMSELF! “Screw You! I’m Rich” Gene’s Advice

Saturday, June 27, 2015 Santa Barbra, CA Ever want to play a concert in front of one- hundred-thousand screaming fans? What about living in a swank rock star mansion? Hang with Paul Stanley? Celebrities like Dave Grohl and Slash? Well… hear that knocking sound? It’s opportunity. Gene Simmons will actually be selling you the rights … Continue reading

Obama calls for annexing Texas back to Mexico. Proposes splitting Maine into two separate states.
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Obama calls for annexing Texas back to Mexico. Proposes splitting Maine into two separate states.

In a White House press release, President Obama will use his executive power to annex the state of Texas back to Mexico. Obama said in his written statement. “In view of recent events, namely Texas voting to include Moses of the Christian Bible as a Founding Father in school textbooks. “I have decided to just … Continue reading

Indiana Pizzeria approves of cousins marrying. “Well it sure as hell beats them having sex out of wedlock”
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Indiana Pizzeria approves of cousins marrying. “Well it sure as hell beats them having sex out of wedlock”

The owners of Memories Pizza have been the center of controversy since they stated that they would not cater a gay wedding because of their Christian beliefs. In a strange turn of events, Memories Pizza will be catering the wedding of their first cousins. “There is nothing wrong with cousins marrying. I married my uncle … Continue reading

Play the Indiana White Power Ball today! Because homosexuality is a choice, Just like anchovies.
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Play the Indiana White Power Ball today! Because homosexuality is a choice, Just like anchovies.

That’s right. If’ you are a wiley redneck from Indiana, you too can be a millionaire!!! All you have to do play the new Hoosier Lottery White Power Ball! It’s as easy as 1-2-3-4! You must have at least a 4th Grade Education You must never have knowingly met a gay person, person of color, … Continue reading