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Indiana Pizzeria approves of cousins marrying. “Well it sure as hell beats them having sex out of wedlock”

The owners of Memories Pizza have been the center of controversy since they stated that they would not cater a gay wedding because of their Christian beliefs.

In a strange turn of events, Memories Pizza will be catering the wedding of their first cousins.

“There is nothing wrong with cousins marrying. I married my uncle and now I’m rich.” said Crystal O’Connor in a statement to Rolling Stone Magazine.

Kevin O’Connor the 61 year owner and father of eight said “I have eight kids and this is a very small town. Sooner or later one of my kids is bound to marry another one.”

This is a family business and we plan to keep it that way" - Kevin O'Connor

“This is a family business and we plan to keep it that way” – Kevin O’Connor

When asked why he felt it was fine for brothers and sisters to marry, Kevin replied. “They aren’t gay after all. It’s not like it’s unnatural or an abomination. It’s just family marrying family. “Saves us from having to get used to a stranger.”

“The Pizza business is a family owned operation. I plan to keep it that way.”

Bubba O’Conner and his first cousin Lula Belle O’Conner plan to wed mid-July. They are planning a “Fancy Wedding” in the traditional O’Connor way.

“Oh, were gonna have cheese stuffed pizza, sausage and pineapple, plain cheese pizza, peperoni pizza, and even desert pizza” Said Lula Belle O’Conner. “Plus your choice of drink and salad bar or bread sticks.”

According to the Bible, the relationships that God forbade in the Old Testament Law are listed in Leviticus chapter 18, verses 6-18. In that passage, we are commanded not to marry a parent, a step-parent, a grandchild (and, understood, a grandparent), a sibling, a brother or sister of a parent (i.e., an aunt or uncle), or a half-sibling. Marriage between cousins is nowhere forbidden in the Bible.~Answers.org

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Bridal Shower buffet.

When asked about the part of the Bible that refutes his stance on cousins marrying, O’Connor Said “Well it sure as hell beats them having sex out of wedlock”

Dave Grohl wasn’t available for comment.

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